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Saturday. Long story shortened. I went food shopping, had gifts to buy for 3 year old's party on Sunday. I was also informed of a smoke shop about 2 towns away. The 3rd was my favorite errand.
Nice little shop right next to a mason hall. Seeing them a lot lately. I was invited to a dinner and cigar tasting at some point in the past. I declined. Any society that restrictive is not for me. And the amount of mason members that I know and like astounds me. But that is besides the point here.
Shop was nice small. Run by a good kid who didn't scrutinize me like a thief in the humidor. He knew of my shop and was very personable. I bought 2 of the shop brand cigars, excellent stuff. Supposedly he is going national with them. I noticed the lounge.
It looked like what I always thought a lounge would look like. Dark, no windows leather furniture. The shop that I liked and closed was well lit, and the lounge was wonderful and bright.
Back in the new shop. I saw the placard, "Members Only" so I asked. There was a long explanation and it tied into his prices.
His prices I might add were fantastic. I bought 2 here for the price that I would have paid for 1 and an espresso at my old joint.
Yeah I checked out on the long explanation. Most people would have. I will go back to the shop, really like the peppery finish on this smoke. Membership? HAHAHAHAHAHA
$550 a year. Pass.